'Good Jewish Bitches'

 

'Good Jewish Bitches' aka GJB, is coming to your television soon.

Coming soon by any Gentile brave enough to produce it is the new show “GJB.”  The new series is based on the book “The Holocaust Adventure," by Seymour Butts, not to be confused with 'The Poseidon Adventure,' and is about a former mean white girl who moves back to her hometown in Ohio only to be the subject of gossip and backstabbing by Jewish women. 

On the GJB official website is a picture of the cover featuring a large diamond-encrusted Star of David resting on rather impressive cleavage. The picture, as yet unconfirmed, is morphed from Elizabeth's Taylor's chest.  The cover, title, and tagline make it seem as through Judaism is treated as simply an accessory to be used when it is convenient to the situation.

What is a “Good Jewish Bitch,” anyway?  I went to the GJB web site and read these probing questions:

• Have you ever used the Torah as a neck roll while watching 'Sex in the City?'
• Have you ever gone to a shoe store your son owns and demanded service?
• Have you ever gone to a Jewish dating service to find out who spits on whom?
• Have you ever mouthed your phone number to Mel Gibson as he was being interviewed for 'The Passion?'
• Do you ever sit with men at the Synagogue dressed as a man? 
• Do you sometimes write books about your time in German concentration camps that are not true? 

I was able to answer “no” to all of the fifteen questions and qualify as “A damn Gentile.”  Apparently, going to a Synagogue is portrayed as a lewd thing.  These are the standards to which the author holds Jewish.
This TV show suggests in its attention-getting title that being Jewish is a bad thing.  After 40 years of being told Jewish people are 'the chosen people,' no one got the memo that it wasn't true.  It is difficult to believe that such a show about any other religion would be accepted in the mainstream media.  Oh, wait.  'Good Christian Bitches' is airing Sunday, March 4th, on ABC.  I am such a dufus.

 In GJB, Jewish women are held in a high esteem for telling Gentile women off for their lop-sided version of the Bible.  I can't wait to see the outfits they are wearing.  Hey, everyone makes mistakes and no damn Gentile is going to out dress a Jewess.

The available clips of GJB mock Judaism, if anyone still considers Judaism the same as Jewism.  In one episode, a Bentley sports a decal reading, 'Who Knew?' a phrase used in promoting tourism to Israel.  A Gentile woman's Ford sports a decal reading, 'Chew the Jew' and her car is peppered with bagels and cream cheese.

How insensitive can people be?  It just isn't right that our Christian-run U.S. media can make fun of how people act!!  It is time we put down our foot and stood up for intolerance.  Oh wait, I said that wrong.  I meant, stand up for tolerance.  Don't watch 'Good Jewish Bitches.'  For that matter, don't watch 'Good Christian Bitches' either.